#1 Facebook's All Seeing Eye
The Illuminati believe themselves to be the secret keepers of true enlightenment, and they use this "all seeing eye" to symbolize how they know way more than you do, and how you'll never even realize it because look it's right there, and you're still not seeing it! Well not anymore, Illuminati! Our eyes have also been opened, but this time our eye spies a secret satanic society bent on world dominance, and its favorite way of keeping the masses in check through the hypnotic allure of Facebook. Be careful folks. Things are about to get REAL.