#1 Einstein's Logic Crushed by Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan bravely questions Einstein's theory of insanity. Lindsay's theory of persistence flies right in the face of Einstein's revolutionary idea. She has consistently proven, with verifiable evidence, that if you do drugs and other things that she did, probably did, most likely did; you will warp the fabric of space in such a manner that lands you in jail. Who would have thought? It's just so crazy, it may be true.